May 18th, 2011 16:48 EST
Top Ten Opening Lines Arnold Schwarzenegger Could Have Used On Housekeeper
*You`re an immigrant, I`m an immigrant! Let`s express solidarity by screwing.
*I`m going to pump you up!
*I`m sorry I meant to say "how do you do", not I`m going to do you.
*So you are the new maid? Let me show you the Governator`s bedroom.
*It is an Austrian tradition for a homeowner to break in a new maid by sleeping with her.
*Do you want me to show you why they call me "The Terminator"?
*I`m going to cast you in my next movie! Let`s practice the love scene.
*I didn`t mean to spank you, from the back you look just like my wife.
*Both of us speak broken English, let`s commensurate by doing the nasty.
*I`m sorry I didn`t mean to strip naked, I thought you were the masseuse.
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