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Published:May 20th, 2011 12:32 EST

Harold Camping Freaks Anxiously Wait For May 21, 2011! Heathen Party!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"In a comfortable office, Bible placed firmly atop his lap, 89-year-old Harold Camping is preaching with utter certainty about the end of the world. "May 21, 2011, is the day of judgment," he says with conviction, in a YouTube video posted last year."


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Harold Camping calmly waits for the Rapture in his mansion, secure in the knowledge that his bank account has $72 million fleeced from his sheep.

Camping`s followers, some of whom have sold their homes and personal belongings, anxiously wait for the return of Jesus.

But what about the heathen, what will be doing on Saturday?

I don`t know any Camping devotees, but if I did, I would ask a Camping family if I could wait for the end of the world in their home. When midnight came around, I would mock them mercilessly. If they disappeared before my eyes to meet Jesus in the air, I would make like a thief in the night and rob them blind.

Many good folks are having Left Behind parties, where they will party like it`s the end of the world. Ain`t no party like a Left Behind party, because a Left Behind party don`t stop.

One thing is for sure, I`m going to get my freak on Saturday to celebrate my intellectual and physical freedom from the bondage of religion.

These zealous kooks are deserving of scorn and ridicule; Sunday should be a holy day for all those who despise the quackery of organized religions.

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