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Published:May 22nd, 2011 09:48 EST

Meek Bank Robber Complies With Demand To Take Off His Hood

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities said they got a clear picture of an Ohio bank robbery suspect`s face when he complied with the facility`s `no hats, no hoods` policy.

FBI Special Agent Harry Trombitas said the man, described as a white male appearing to be in his 20s, was waiting in line at the PNC Bank on South Hamilton Road in Columbus about 4 p.m. Monday when a bank employee told him he would have to take off his hood, which was concealing most of his face, The Columbus Dispatch reported Thursday."



This dude is too meek and too stupid to be a successful bank robber, he has the temperament of a librarian or an accountant.

If the bank employee has asked him to comb his hair and stop chewing gum, I`m sure he would have apologized and meekly complied.

The teller should have ordered him to put up his hands, and wait for the police.

This clown will have a tough time behind bars, he won`t have the boldness to fight against any predator who claims him as his jail wife.

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