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Published:May 30th, 2011 12:41 EST

Say It Ain't So! Lindsay Lohan Seeks Advice From Hot Mess Courtney Love

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Embattled actress Lindsay Lohan plans to spend her days painting while she serves time on house arrest."


Painting, indeed any artistic endeavor, is very therapeutic. The troubled starlet`s life is full of chaos and disorder, it`s a good idea that she`s taking a few moments to indulge in a relaxing hobby.


If the pop diva posts a few of her "paintings" online, even if they are absolute garbage, I hope that her fans will tweet encouraging words. We don`t want the pop tart to throw away her easel and brush.

Let`s hope that Lohan is too busy painting to take up singing again. I can put up with Lohan`s paintings, especially if I never see them, but if I hear a Lohan song on the radio I might commit suicide.

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