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Published:June 4th, 2011 12:49 EST
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Sarah Palin Is A Moron: She Thinks Paul Revere Warned The British

By Robert Paul Reyes

Sarah Palin is on a bus tour, ostensibly to visit historical sites, and to spread the message that we live in the greatest nation on Earth. Of course we know Palin`s real motivation for her magical mystery tour, she wants to keep her brand name alive and tease the media. I figure that Palin will keep the media guessing for at least a few more weeks, then she will reveal that she`s not running for president.

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The former beauty queen is such a tease I`m surprised she hasn`t installed a stripper pole inside her bus. I would be the first in line to buy a ticket to watch the former governor of Alaska do her thing.

When Palin`s bus made a stop at the historical Old North Church a reporter asked her if she knew why Paul Revere was famous. Any self-respecting potential presidential candidate would have replied: How dare you ask me such a condescending question, you moron.

Palin probably thought to herself: Here`s a chance to proof that I`m not an ignoramus like Michele Bachmann. So the Fox News commentator blurted out:

"He who warned, uh, the the British that they weren`t gonna be takin` away our arms, uh, by ringin` those bells and, um, by makin` sure that as he`s ridin` his horse through town to send those warnin` shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free and we were gonna be armed."

Paul Revere is spinning in his grave, bells in his head are ringing, and he`s mounting a horse to come after Sarah Palin.

Any elementary school child with at least two functioning brain cells can recite the story of Paul Revere without referring to any notes written on the palm of his hand.

Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann need to take a remedial course in American history, and then they might be qualified to teach kindergartners. God forbid that one of these clowns should ever become President of the United States.

Note to the Tea Party: Palin and Bachmann are giving your cause a bad name.

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