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Published:July 2nd, 2011 09:40 EST

Maria Shriver Humiliated! Files For Divorce From Arnold Schwarzenegger

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Six weeks after Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed he had fathered a child out of wedlock, his wife Maria Shriver filed divorce papers Friday to end their marriage of 25 years.

The former television journalist and Kennedy family heir cited irreconcilable differences but offered no additional details about the breakup."


Maria Shriver kicks The Terminator/Governator/Fornicator to the curb, and then cites irreconcilable differences as the reason for the breakup. That`s like Hannibal Lecter`s newlywed wife discovering human kidneys in the freezer, human fingers in a serving bowl in the living room, and a dead body in the basement, and then citing irreconcilable differences as the reason she left the madman.

Maria Shriver is no fool, she knew Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn`t a boy scout when she married him. But when Shriver found out that her hubby was boinking an ugly maid who was living under her roof, she hit the roof.

It appears there was no prenuptial agreement, which means that under California law Shriver will get half of the Fornicator`s earnings from his career as an actor.

This was no Camelot marriage, it was your typical dysfunctional Hollywood relationship.

Don`t feel sorry for Maria, she`s going to cry herself to sleep on a bed of greenbacks.

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