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Published:September 16th, 2011 10:03 EST

OMG! Woman Has 20 Feet Of Nails On Each Hand!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Las Vegas woman who has been growing her fingernails out for 18 years was certified as a Guinness World Record holder in New York.

Chris `The Dutchess` Walton, 45, who has nearly 20 feet of fingernails on each hand, said during her visit to New York she started growing her nails out 18 years ago and never got around to cutting them, the New York Daily News reported Thursday."



Setting a record for the world`s longest eyebrows won`t impede you from performing daily activities like brushing your teeth, sending a text message or eating lunch.

But having nearly 20 feet of fingernails on each hand, makes routine activities like applying make-up a frustrating ordeal. I`m surprised this woman hasn`t had a nervous breakdown.

A lady with two inch nails can be s(e)xy, but I wouldn`t touch a woman with grotesquely long fingernails with a ten-foot pole. In the throes of passion she might make skewer me to pieces.

This lady probably also owns the world record for having the dirtiest backside in the world.

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