September 18th, 2011 10:36 EST
Lady Proud Of Having California's Longest Tongue
"A Los Angeles woman can claim the distinction of having California`s longest tongue -- nearly 4 inches from tip to lip, the Guinness Book of World Records says.
But Chanel Tapper`s 3.8-inch tongue fell shy of the world record, held by Stephen Taylor of the United Kingdom, whose tongue measures 3.86 inches, the Los Angeles Times reported."
If Chanel Tapper (cool name) flashes her tongue and plops down three bucks on the counter it will get her a cup of coffee at Starbucks, but I`m not sure how far her freakishly long tongue will get her. Maybe she can join the rock group "Kiss", or work from home sealing and mailing envelopes.
If Chanel ever joins an online dating site she would be well-advised to include the length of her tongue, she will be flooded with responses.
My props to Chanel, her four inches of tongue has blessed her with 15 minutes of fame, and that`s what it`s all about.
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