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Published:September 19th, 2011 10:09 EST

If You Found Lindsay Lohan's Cell Phone, Would You Return It?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan lost the phone in New York City, as she left the V magazine party at the Boom Boom Room. We`re told our Good Samaritan, who worked next door to the venue, spotted the lost phone and took it home."



A Good Samaritan (clueless idiot) figured out the cell phone belonged to Lohan, and returned it without asking for a reward. Needless to say the troubled actress didn`t give him one.

You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or a psychic to know that Lohan`s phone wasn`t jam-packed with pics of cute kittens, beautiful sunsets and scenic country roads.

Lohan`s phone undoubtedly contained s(e)xy photos that could be sold to Web sites. Maybe the Good Samaritan isn`t really that stupid, saucy Lohan images are so ubiquitous, that any new ones may not be worth that much.

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