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Published:September 23rd, 2011 10:41 EST

Insanity: Man Breaks Into Home With His Girflriend To Do His Laundry!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said a man arrested on a burglary charge allegedly broke into a home so he could do his laundry.

The owner of the Bonita Springs home told Lee County sheriff`s deputies he was sitting in his truck outside the vacant house Monday when he saw Robert James Luther III, 23, pry open the laundry room door and enter the domicile, the Naples News reported Thursday."



When the cops arrived they found Luther and a woman doing laundry at the house. This dude must be a real smooth talker, it must take skill to convince a lady to come with you to break into a house to do your laundry.

This fool may be a smooth-talking Don Juan, but he`s an idiot to risk doing prison time just to do his laundry. Doesn`t this brainiac realize it will only set him back about $6.00 to do his laundry at a laundromat?

The homeowner was upset that Luther used his electricity and about 30 gallons of water. If somebody broke into my home to do his laundry, I would be infuriated that my personal space was violated, and I wouldn`t give a fig about the consumption of electricity or the loss of 30 gallons of water.

I don`t know who`s more insane the kook who breaks into a home to do his laundry, or the homeowner who is so concerned that the trespasser used his electricity and water.

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