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Published:November 1st, 2011 10:54 EST
What Lasts Longer than a Kim Kardashian Marriage?

What Lasts Longer than a Kim Kardashian Marriage?

By Donna Cavanagh

Was this a real marriage or a very expensive public relations stunt?  Opinion is divided on whether or not there ever was a true-love match between Kim Kardashian and her soon-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries.  If there was true love, it`s a shame it`s over; if it was a way to get mega media attention from around the world, wow!  Someone in Hollywood is a genius. Anyway, the entire brief marriage fiasco makes me wonder:

What  lasts Longer than a Kim Kardashian  Marriage ?

1.    The flavor in a new stick of gum

2.    S(e)x with Hugh Hefner

3.     The cooking time of a minute steak (also coincidentally, the  amount of time needed to have s(e)x  with Hugh Hefner)

4.    The monogrammed Mr. and Mrs. Kardashian-Humphries guest towels

5.    Believe it or not --  Justin Bieber`s singing career

6.    Sarah Palin`s Alaska TV Show - I think it did run a full season

7.    A bag of Reese`s Peanut Butter Cups in a PMSing  sorority house

8.    A Keg at a college football game tailgate party

9.    The thawing out of Michele Bachmann`s frozen heart (As of this writing, this has never happened )

10.   The wait time for my pager to vibrate at the Olive Garden on a Friday night