November 4th, 2011 12:12 EST
Outrage! Pop Tart Lady Gaga To Host Thanksgiving Day Special On ABC
Thanksgiving Day conjures up images of mom and dad, grandma and grandpa, and a bunch of kids salivating at the dinner table as dad carves the plump juicy turkey.
Thanksgiving is one of the few days of the year when we set aside our bickering and arguing and focus on the blessings and good fortune that have been bestowed on us.
Thanksgiving means peach cobbler, NFL football games, hot cider, delicious stuffing... and Lady Gaga? Lady Gaga will host a Thanksgiving Day special on ABC on November 24.
"A Very Gaga Thanksgiving" will feature Lady Gaga chatting with Katie Couric and performing eight songs in front of a small audience of friends and family. It appears the pop diva will play it straight: No obnoxious monsters and no dresses made of meat or condoms.
"A Very Gaga Thanksgiving" is simply an abomination, the pop tart`s history of stealing Madonna`s music and persona is antithetical to the spirit of Thanksgiving.
On Thanksgiving Americans will be watching NFL games on TV and perhaps a marathon of the real housewives reality show, but what the hell does Gaga have to do with Thanksgiving?
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