November 6th, 2011 09:53 EST
Video: Lady Gaga As Pointless As 'Visionaire' The World's Largest Magazine
"Leave it to supersize star Lady Gaga to break magazine records. Billboard reports that the larger-than-life pop singer currently graces the cover of the world`s largest magazine.
Art magazine Visionaire`s LARGER THAN LIFE issue is an astounding 5 feet by 7 feet, and features Lady Gaga on the back and cover. The over-the-top issue has an over-the-top price to match: it runs $1,500!"
Unemployment lines grow longer by the day; the price of oil continues to rise; millions protest over the widening gulf between the super rich and everybody else; our young men and women continue to die in vain in pointless, immoral and illegal wars...
While the 99 percent struggles to make ends meet, the one percent have the time, the money and the desire to engage in costly and foolish endeavors.
There is no point to a magazine that`s 5 feet by 7 feet and sells for $1,500 per issue. A publication that extravagant might not seem out of place on the coffee table in a McMansion owned by a brainless twit, but the rest of us would have no use for such a pointless object.
Lady Gaga is the perfect cover girl for this magazine, Visionaire is to real magazine what Lady Gaga is to real music. Lady Gaga spends an inordinate amount of time marketing herself and helping to design outrageous outfits, but she spends little time on her music. Anybody can be a Lady Gaga: Sample dozens of records, auto-tune your voice, and wear a mini dress made out of dung, and you will be the next pop diva.
Anybody with two brain cells to rub together would never buy a gigantic magazine, and he would never buy a Lady Gaga CD.
Lady Gaga is simply pointless, and yes "pointless" is the word of the day.
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