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Published:November 12th, 2011 11:51 EST

Perfect Republican Ticket: Herman Cain And Rick Perry! Dumb And Dumber!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Herman Cain, who has a penchant for referring to himself in the third person, is the most arrogant Republican presidential candidate. Cain`s enormous ego is matched only by his overwhelming ignorance. The former CEO of Godfather`s Pizza had no clue that China has had nuclear weapons for decades.


In a radio interview with radio shock jock Michael Savage, Cain was asked if he would consider being vice-president. Cain replied that he wouldn`t be Mitt Romney`s running mate, citing the fact that Romney`s 59-point economic plan was too complicated. Cain is more comfortable spouting easy to remember nonsense like his 9-9-9 plan.

I have the ticket that perfectly encapsulates the Republican Party: Herman Cain and Rick Perry. Dumb and Dumber! There are three reasons why they would make the perfect team to beat Obama and Biden. 1. They are solid conservatives. 2. They speak in a down home manner that appeals to voters. 3. err, what`s the third reason? Ooops! I can`t remember.

Of course Cain will never have to decide if he should be anyone`s running mate. Cain`s s[e]xual harassment scandal has made him toxic, he`s lucky if he`s offered a job as a manager of a Taco Bell franchise.

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