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Published:November 14th, 2011 11:22 EST
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Gloria Cain: Herman Cain Respects Women! Right, & Hannibal Lecter Respects His Victims

By Robert Paul Reyes

Gloria Cain has been married to her arrogant husband, Herman Cain, for 43 years. Mrs. Cain knows her spouse inside and out, she knows perfectly well that the Rev. Herman Cain, isn`t a choirboy.

Bigfoot has been seen on the campaign trail more often than Mrs. Cain, even weeks of her husband being pummeled by the press due to allegations of s[e]xual harassment weren`t enough to prompt her to speak out publicly in his defense.

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Gloria Cain has given her first television interview ever to Greta van Susteren of Fox News, it will be aired tonight. This is what she had to say in defense of her husband: "You hear the graphic allegations and we know that would have been something that`s totally disrespectful of her as a woman. And I know the type of person he is. He totally respects women."

Mrs. Cain has a gift of stating the obvious, we would all agree that it`s disrespectful for a man to stick his hand up a woman`s skirt and reach for her genitals.

Herman Cain respects women? The former CEO who has been accused by four woman of s[e]xual harassment? The gentleman who referred to former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi as "Princess Nancy?" The presidential candidate who made a joke about Anita Hill endorsing him? That Herman Cain?

Maybe I shouldn`t be too harsh on Mrs. Cain; I guess the wife of Hannibal Lecter might defend her spouse by saying: My husband totally respects his victims, he always says grace before eating their internal organs.

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