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Published:November 19th, 2011 11:07 EST

Drunk Dude In Porsche Chases Two Ladies Of Dubious Virtue In Pink Hummer

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Two women promised an Illinois man early Tuesday morning they would go to his house if he paid for them to use a pink Hummer stretch limo for two more hours. Then they drove off with the money."



Long story short: Drunk dude, Thomas Richard Canham, 53, arrested after he cut off the Hummer with his Porsche, and demanded his money back.

Canham was arrested for driving under the influence, he`s lucky he wasn`t charged with solicitation. I doubt that Canham paid the women so that they would come to his home and play Monopoly.

When the ladies drove away with his money, he should have waved his cash goodbye. If you chase a pink Hummer stretch limo in a Porsche convertible, the only thing you are going to catch is the attention of the police. But of course you can`t expect good judgment from a guy who is horny and bombed out of his skull.

The ladies (of the evening?) were very lucky the police officer was on the scene, they may have escaped a beating.

I don`t know what`s the most deplorable aspect of this incident! A drunk man getting behind the wheel of a Porsche? The two women stealing a drunk guy`s money? Or painting a Hummer pink?

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