December 11th, 2011 12:28 EST
The Three Stooges Trailer! Does Snooki's Cameo Ruin The Movie?
Snooki has no socially redeeming values, she`s annoying and silly. (and those are her good points.)
Snooki`s "Jersey Shore" is so putrid, that it may be the final nail in the coffin of reality TV. Snooki may very well have killed off the reality show genre, but let`s hope she doesn`t kill of another genre: Sophomoric movie comedies.
Snooki has a cameo in the upcoming film "The Three Stooges", produced, written and directed by the Farrelly brothers. I saw a trailer for the movie, and I died laughing at the antics of the Stooges played by Sean Hayes, Will Sasso, and Chris Diamantopoulos.
At the end of the trailer they showed Snooki`s cameo, and my laughter immediately turned to gagging. Snooki`s cameo lasted only a few seconds, but I will need a lifetime of therapy to overcome the excruciating experience of watching the reality show queen pretending to be a movie star.
Snooki has the comedic timing of a dyslectic wino, and the gravitas of a feather floating above a cesspool. "The Three Stooges" won`t be released until 2012, there`s still time for the Farrelly brothers to edit out Snooki`s bit role.
There may be some who believe that I`m being too harsh on Snooki, but she`s not just a harmless reality star, she is destroying the very fabric of our culture. Snooki is an existential threat to America, and it is the duty of every red-blooded patriot to denounce her.
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