Dude With Weird Name (Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop) Arrested

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Wisconsin said an unusually named man, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, was arrested on charges including a probation violation."

UPI

This moron can`t blame his life of crime on his parents cursing him with a ridiculous name. He was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, but he legally changed his perfectly normal name to his crazy new moniker.

Who knows what inspired him to change his name, maybe he was high on drugs or it could be he saw Rosie O`Donnell in a string bikini.

It takes the cops longer to recite his name than to read him the Miranda rights, but they probably just call him "idiot."

Beezow was arrested on drug charges, parole violation and carrying a concealed weapon, they should have charged him with being a clueless fool.

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes

Phot Source: Wikipedia

Comment on this story, by emailing Judyth Piazza at comment@thesop.org or join the SOP friend network with your Google, Yahoo, AOL, MSN or one ID account located on the front page of http://www.thesop.org

	Subscribe to theSOP's Crazy World feed.		Subscribe to theSOP's Crazy World audio podcast.
	Subscribe to Robert Paul Reyes feed.

Any opinions expressed on this website are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect those of The Student Operated Press
Copyright (c) 2005-2011 - theSOP - All Rights Reserved
Use of this website is subject to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy