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Published:January 11th, 2012 13:41 EST

Dude With Weird Name (Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop) Arrested

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Wisconsin said an unusually named man, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, was arrested on charges including a probation violation."


This moron can`t blame his life of crime on his parents cursing him with a ridiculous name. He was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, but he legally changed his perfectly normal name to his crazy new moniker.


Who knows what inspired him to change his name, maybe he was high on drugs or it could be he saw Rosie O`Donnell in a string bikini.

It takes the cops longer to recite his name than to read him the Miranda rights, but they probably just call him "idiot."

Beezow was arrested on drug charges, parole violation and carrying a concealed weapon, they should have charged him with being a clueless fool.

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