February 5th, 2012 11:59 EST
A Veggie Hot Dog Is An Abomination
"The National Mustard Museum in Wisconsin is considering an ad featuring a bikini-clad woman next to the words `Meat Doesn`t Cut the Mustard -- Try Veggie Dogs!`
The animal-rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is offering to buy the anti-meat ad featuring "Lettuce Lady," who appears to be holding a hot dog -- but it`s actually a veggie dog -- and the ad would be prominently displayed at the Middleton museum."
"Meat by-products are clean parts of slaughtered animals, not including meat. These include lungs, spleen, kidneys, brain, liver, blood, bone, and stomach and intestines freed of their contents."
Hot dogs made from honest to goodness meat-by products are as American as apple pie, cheating on your taxes and Mom. Only a commie vegetarian would try to undermine our democracy by hawking veggie hot dogs.
The National Hot Dog Museum should declare war against the National Mustard Museum, or at least urge hot dog lovers to smother their dogs with ketchup instead of mustard.
God forgive me for saying this, but if a string bikini-clad Angelina Jolie handed me a veggie dog I might eat it, but otherwise I`d rather croak than eat the abomination. I`ll take a hot dog made from spleen, kidneys and brain over one made from vegetables any freakin` day.
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