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Published:February 16th, 2012 12:20 EST

Stop The Insanity: Couple Gets Married At Walmart

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A North Carolina couple who met at their local Walmart tied the knot in the layaway section of the store.

Wayne Brandenburg said he met his wife, Susan, when she was working at the Brunswick County Walmart and they decided to wed at the store to do something different with the ceremony."



Usually I applaud people who think outside the box, but there`s nothing romantic about getting married in a Big Box store. Where is Wayne going to take his wife for their honeymoon, the mall?

It`s a good thing this joker didn`t meet his wife at McDonald`s, nobody would be thrilled eating french fries at a wedding reception.

Wayne should have invited the Mayor of Beijing to officiate at the wedding, in honor of the fact that most of the goods sold at Walmart are made in China, some of them by slave labor.

Let`s hope that good old Wayne didn`t by the wedding bands at Walmart, the rings would probably make their fingers turn green.

Walmart is one of the most evil corporations in the world, I will never set foot inside the store, not even to attend a friend`s wedding.

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