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Published:February 20th, 2012 00:28 EST

Outrage: Two Ladies Offer To Flash Their Boobs For A Beer

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Two women who ran out of beer money allegedly offered to flash their breasts to restaurant customers for cash.
But when they failed to get a single taker a row ensued, only ending when one allegedly pulled a knife on a restaurant worker and both got arrested.


Alicia Martin, 28, and Kathryn Rayannic, 23, who were celebrating after passing an exam, had drunk excessive quantities of beer at the bar, restaurant staff at The Waterfront in St. James City, Florida said."


It`s my educated guess that these fine ladies weren`t celebrating passing an exam at Harvard or Yale, By their looks and behavior, I would say that they passed an exam on how to give someone a mullet hairstyle at the Redneck School of Cosmetology.

It must be a very deflating experience for a woman to be turned down when she offers to flash her boobs for only the price of a beer.

I`ve seen their mugshots; I would have bought them a keg of beer to keep their tops on.

These distinguished women are extremely obese, maybe if they didn`t drink so much beer they wouldn`t be so fat, and men might actually want to see what they are working with.

These boobs had a lot of nerve, The Waterfront isn`t dive or a club -- it`s a family restaurant. They even approached tables where men were dining with families.

The women were so humiliated that they beat up a female employee who escorted them out of the dining establishment.

This incident will dog these refined ladies for the rest of their lives; I actually feel sorry for them.

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