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Published:March 7th, 2012 14:01 EST

Fat Dude Wearing Tutu And Purple Tights Burglarizes A Church

By Robert Paul Reyes

"San Diego police said a man arrested on suspicion of burglarizing a church was wearing a tutu and purple tights with his genitals exposed."


There is no shame in Joshua Baker`s game, not only does he burglarize a church, but he does so while wearing a tutu and purple tights with his genitals exposed. I`m not a theologian, but I would guess that qualifies as sacrilege.

I don`t know what the good Lord will do to Baker, but if I were the arresting officer I would have beat the holy hell out of him.

The burglar who is about 6 feet tall and weighs about 200 pounds dropped a trash can with the stolen goods, and ran when the cops showed up. At one point Baker jumped a chain link fence -- not a wise thing to do when your genitals are exposed.

Needless to say the fat moron wasn`t able to outrun the cops; he was arrested on suspicion of burglary and evading police officers.

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