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Published:March 7th, 2012 14:10 EST

'Jersey Shore' Star Snooki Admits She's Pregnant! Is Jionni The Baby Daddy?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"After weeks of rumors, Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant -- and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle."



One mystery has been solved, Snooki is pregnant. But there`s an even bigger mystery: Who is the baby daddy? Any dude who has been with the "Jersey Shore" star for at least five minutes, can legitimately claim to be the baby daddy. Snooki and her beau, Jionni LaVelle may never find out, but let`s hope that Jionni will shower the baby with love.

Another mystery is will the pop tart give up her party girl lifestyle, at least while she`s pregnant? Le`ts hope so, Snooki and Jionni are a couple of nitwits, if she drinks during her pregnancy, the poor thing won`t have a chance at living a normal life.

Of course there`s always the chance that Snooki is lying, and this is an elaborate publicity stunt for her new spin-off reality show. I`m praying that Snooki just looks pregnant, and she`s fat because she`s eating like a fat pig again.

Snooki is too young and too immature to be a mother, we should all be praying that she`s not preggers.

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