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Published:March 11th, 2012 11:49 EST

Pregnant Snooki Almost Tumbles: Goes For Walk Wearing High Heels

By Robert Paul Reyes

"She is hardly renowned for her delicate gait and fine poise.

So it should come as no surprise to fans of Jersey Shore star Snooki that she almost took a tumble while walking around in stacked heels while recording her new show today.


The pregnant star was spotted stumbling while crossing the road as she filmed scenes in Jersey City for her spun-off programme, which also features her chum JWoww.

Daily Mail

"She is hardly renowned for her delicate gait and fine poise." Don`t you just love the understated prose of the British tabloids? A young woman who has a video posted on line that features her doing cartwheels sans underwear, will never be renowned for her fine poise.

The first sentence of the Daily Mail article Robert Paul Reyes style: Snooki is always so sloppy drunk that it renders her incapable of walking more than a few yards without falling down and exposing her nether regions to horrified onlookers.

Snooki is more interested in making a fashion statement and calling attention to herself than she is about the safety of her baby. The shoes that Snooki was wearing when she had her near fall should only be worn by blind drag queens and crack whores.

Daily Mail style: Snooki`s fashion aesthetic leaves a lot to be desired. Robert Paul Reyes style: Snooki wouldn`t know style and elegance if it hit her upside her head and left her prone on the ground with her butt-exposing short shorts split wide open.

I read somewhere that Snooki`s due date is December 21, 2012 (The date of the End of the World) according to the Maya calendar. Is Snooki`s baby the Antichrist?

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