March 14th, 2012 11:31 EST
Top Ten Best Gifts For Snooki's Baby Shower
*Birth control pills
*Orange tanning lotion, so it will look just like mom.
*Diapers, so at least one person in the family will be wearing underwear
*Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Card. That baby will be making plenty of appearances on Snooki`s reality shows.
*A copy of "How to Raise a Baby for Dummies"
*Tranquilizers (for the baby not Snooki), it won`t be easy having Snooki for a mother.
*Dozens of DNA test kits, for every dude who claims he is the baby daddy.
*A hat for the baby, so Snooki won`t be tempted to poof up its hair.
*A nanny, Snooki is incapable of taking care of a baby.
*A gun for the baby,so it can either shoot himself or Snooki
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