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Published:March 17th, 2012 11:41 EST

Will Snooki Be The Most Unfit Mom In The History Of Hollywood?

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi reveals in her first television interview since confirming her pregnancy that while she hadn`t necessarily planned to have children in her mid 20s, she`s hopes her relative youth will help her be the hottest mom on the block.


`I`m only 24 so it happened kind of quick,` Snooki told MTV`s `Jersey Shore After Hours` last night. `But it`s better because now I can be a M[I]LF.`"

New York Post

Snooki should have reacted to her unplanned pregnancy with introspection and reflection. It should have inspired the pop tart to examine her life, and meditate on changes she can make to make her a better mother.

Snooki`s bun in the oven should also have encouraged her to go on a mission from God to find out who`s the baby daddy. But I guess we shouldn`t expect the pop diva to go to all the trouble of rounding up a hundred guys.

But of course becoming a mother doesn`t make any woman automatically wise and mature. The bimbo reality star is happy because now she will be considered a M[I]LF -- how pathetic!

Snooki you are a M[I]LF indeed: A mother I would love to file charges of child neglect against.

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