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Published:April 5th, 2012 12:48 EST

Students Take Off Clothes And Ride Through Car Wash In Grocery Cart

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Three young, drunken and naked British Columbia men escaped charges and came out squeaky clean after riding a grocery cart through a car wash, police said.

Police in Abbotsford were called after midnight Tuesday by neighbors who heard screaming coming from a drive-through, 24-hour car wash, the Vancouver Sun reported."



I never take my car to a car wash, I`m afraid that the rough brushes will damage the paint. I can`t imagine going through a car wash without any clothes in a grocery cart. When those morons sober up, they are going to be in a world of hurt.

Stripping of your clothes and getting into a grocery cart with two of your buddies strikes me as a very gay thing to do, not that there`s anything wrong with being gay. I`m just saying...

I wish that the drunken students had chosen the hot wax cycle, that may have been enough pain to make them give up drinking.

Police issued warnings, but didn`t arrest the students.

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