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Published:April 7th, 2012 20:54 EST
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Snooki Already Exploiting Her Baby: Snooki Line Of Slippers For Infants Coming Soon

By Robert Paul Reyes

"This Spring, Snooks will debut a companion collection of infant and children`s slippers produced by footwear licensing partner Happy Feet. These sure-to-be trendy slippers will retail for $15 from Snookislippers.com."

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EOnline.Com

Impending motherhood hasn`t brought out the maternal instincts in Snooki; all she can see are dollar signs.

Her bun is still in her oven, but already she`s exploiting her baby. It`s no coincidence that she`s debuting a line of children`s slippers around the same time she gives birth.

Shame on anyone who buys any Snooki merchandize for themselves or their baby; don`t enable this woman`s loathsome behavior.

Snooki should sell a kit that measures the blood alcohol level of a baby, I pray that poor baby wont` be born addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Children Services should be there to catch the infant as soon as Snooki pops it out.

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/snookis_latest_shoo-in_gig_childrens/307130#ixzz1rOQwm6j1

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