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Published:April 14th, 2012 18:11 EST
Beautiful Lady Arrested For Stealing Car And Pooping On Side Of Road

Beautiful Lady Arrested For Stealing Car And Pooping On Side Of Road

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Georgia woman was arrested in St. Lucie County, Florida for allegedly stealing a car after police caught her defecating on the side of I-95, just a few miles away from the next rest stop with bathroom facilities.

Mellisa Mansfield, 31, now faces charges of operating a motor vehicle without a valid license, vehicular theft, and indecent exposure."


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When you gotta go, you gotta go, but if you need to make an emergency pit stop on the side of the road you need to be discreet, lest you be arrested for indecent exposure.

And if you are driving a stolen vehicle and you don`t have a valid license, you`d be better off pooping in your drawers, and not risk drawing the attention of the police by taking a dump on the side of the road.

I would make an awful cop, Melissa is so drop-dead gorgeous that if I found her in such a comprising situation, I would get her some toilet paper and wish her Godspeed.

If lovely Melissa had waited just a couple more minutes, she would have found a gas station with a restroom just up the road.

What can you say, crap happens.

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