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Published:April 29th, 2012 12:48 EST

Man Sues BMW: Riding Bike Gave Him 20-Month Erection! Hard Case For Judge To Solve!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a `ridge-like` seat gave him a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)` that`s lasted 20 months and counting."


USA Today

It`s kind of hard to believe this guy`s story, but he`d have to be a real hard case to lie about something like this.

I don`t know why this man is suing BMW, he installed an aftermarket seat and he has only himself to blame for his condition. If he had been content with the factory-issue seat he wouldn`t be walking around with lead in his drawers.

At first blush a 20-months and counting erection might seem like a good thing, but the man finds it very hard to deal with his condition. He claims he is unable to engage in s[e]xual activity, and he is so hard up that the only way he can find some satisfaction is by suing.

I bet there are a lot of soft dudes who never rode a bike in their lives, who are looking up BMW and Corbin-Pacific (the seatmaker) online.

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