May 1st, 2012 15:00 EST
Snooki: I Never Dissed Jessica Simpson! Love Her Hot Ass Bump!
"According to Us Weekly, the Jersey Shore starlet and mom-to-be recently slammed Jessica Simpson`s pregnancy weight gain.
Snooki, 24, allegedly told reporters she `would die if she were her size` and said that while Simpson indulges in everything she wants, she`s making a point to eat healthily.
But Snooki`s no J.Simp hater. She took to Twitter to set the record straight.
`I NEVER dissed Jessica Simpson you weirdo tabloids, get over it with your `pregnant war` articles,` she wrote. `I love the girl and her hot ass bump.`"
"Us Weekly" is a respected publication, and I tend to believe that Snooki dissed Simpson`s fat rump. Snooki isn`t one to censor her thoughts, girlfriend keeps it real.
Jessica Simpson finally gave birth to a humongous bouncing baby girl who entered this world weighing 9 pounds and 13 ounces. Congrats to Jessica on her beautiful baby, one thing we can agree on is that all babies are beautiful.
The only way that you can consider her ass bump hot is if it`s still smoking after a bout of flatulence.
LOL, let`s hope Snooki was referring to Jessica`s bump in her stomach and not the equally large one in her behind.
As an impartial observer let me put an end to this pregnancy war: Both of you are packing a lot of junk in your trunk, but hopefully you will soon lose your baby fat.
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