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Published:May 10th, 2012 11:24 EST
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Tanorexic Doll Based On Tanning Mom The Most Frightening Toy In The World

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Connecticut company has created an action figure based on Patricia Krentcil, the woman accused of allowing her 6-year-old to join her in a tanning bed.

Herobuilders.com, based in Oxford, released the Tanorexic Doll this week based on Krentcil, 44, who became infamous for her deep tan after appearing in court on a child endangerment charge for allegedly allowing her 6-year-old daughter to tan with her."

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If you thought Chucky the killer doll from the "Child`s Play" movies was frightening, wait until you see the Tanorexic Doll. The action figure based on Tanning Mom should come with an adult diaper, you just might wet your drawers after you see the hideous doll.

Satan himself would run away with his tail tucked between his legs if he saw Patricia Krentcil or her hellish action figure. Tanning Mom doesn`t look tanned, the woman looks charred. When Tanning Mom kicks the bucket, you could make belts from her leathery skin.

Click this link to see the action figure based on Patricia Krentcil:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/05/09/Tanorexic-doll-parodies-tan-mom-Krentcil/UPI-41551336597547/

It`s OK if you buy the doll as a novelty item, but for God`s sake don`t give the infernal doll to your children.

May Almighty God and his legion of angels protect us from the likes of Tanning Mom!

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