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Published:May 13th, 2012 12:48 EST

Fake Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer Tries To Steal ATM!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"In Chilliwack, British Columbia, dressing like a Canadian Mountie was not good enough to fool a gas station clerk who was told by the police impersonator and another man that they were authorized to remove the business` cash-dispensing machine."



When the fake Mountie and his cohort realized that the ATM was bolted to the floor, they left in frustration. Did the morons think that the ATM would be on rollers?

The clerk called the cops and they were soon apprehended by the real cops, and charged with theft, impersonating an officer and possession of an imitation firearm.

If you can`t fool a gas station clerk, who is usually high or just plain stupid, you won`t be able to fool anybody about anything. The fake Mountie will find it impossible to fool the cons in prison that he`s a real tough dude, he will be somebody`s wife within thirty minutes of being in prison.

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