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Published:May 19th, 2012 10:42 EST

Man Sues Physicians For Chopping Off His Manhood! Ouch!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A former Florida man who had his penis amputated is suing for medical malpractice.

Enrique Milla claims he went to doctors for elective penile implant surgery. The procedure was to correct his erectile dysfunction, NBC Miami reports. But it took a turn for the worse and his penis was removed. He accuses the anesthesiologist, Dr. Laurentiu Boeru, of failing to postpone the surgery.


So how and why did his penis end up getting cut off?

Milla contracted gangrene after his procedure was complete. His doctors had to amputate his penis to save his life."


Enrique Milla has uncontrolled diabetes, he wasn`t a viable candidate for penile implant surgery. I`ve heard of a diabetic losing a toe, or even an entire foot, but this is ridiculous.

Milla`s entire penis has been chopped off, he should change his first name to "Ken" after Barbie`s boyfriend.

Milla has to sit down when he urinates, there is no greater humiliation for a man.

Milla should have opted for Cialis, one of the side effects of this drug is a four-hour erection. I`d rather "suffer" a four-hour erection, than have my manhood cut off.

Milla was deported to Peru last year; someone who was in this country illegally should not profit from the generosity of our legal system. The doctors should have let him keep his detached member as a souvenir, but he shouldn`t get one damn American penny.

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