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Published:May 30th, 2012 14:12 EST

End Your Marriage In Luxury At The 'Divorce Hotel'! Wonderful Idea!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A `Divorce Hotel` in the Netherlands is offering unhappy couples the opportunity to end their marriages in luxury accommodations.

Jim Halfens, founder of the Divorce Hotel, said couples can check into one of six hotels in the country affiliated with his business and they will be provided during their weekend stay with everything they need to end their marriages, ABC News reported Tuesday.


`They arrive on Friday and we give them everything they need to leave Sunday with their divorce papers,` Halfens said."


Leave it to a secular nation like the Netherlands to have such a practical and enlightened attitude toward divorce. There is no reason why divorce should be such an acrimonious and expensive proposition.

There`s a good chance that your first time having sex with your wife was at a hotel, why not return to a hotel to end your marriage?

Instead of ending your marriage in a blaze of accusations and recriminations, end it by spending a couple of nights in a hotel and making love one more time.

The hotel will provide couples with everything they need to finalize their divorce: Lawyers, mediators and psychologists. This being Holland, the hotel might even leave a joint inside of a mint on your pillow.

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