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Published:June 3rd, 2012 13:05 EST

Will Snooki Be An Unfit Mother? Is The Pope Catholic?

By Robert Paul Reyes

Snooki claims that while she is pregnant she will abstain from alcohol and dangerous behavior, but she hasn`t given up her high heels.

Snooki made her grand entrance to the "Jersey Shore" house in super high wedges to begin filming season 6 of the popular reality show. Snooki`s shoes were almost as tall as her, homegirl looked like a midget on stilts who had just ran away from the circus sideshow.


It`s not unusual to see Snooki wobbling, but its usually because she`s drunk as a skunk. Because of hormonal changes and weight gain, it`s not uncommon for a pregnant woman to have trouble maintaining her balance. Snooki don`t be a moron, wear sensible shoes for the sake of your unborn child.

God, I hate to think of such a clueless person taking care of an infant. I pray that Childrens Services will be on Snooki like white on rice.

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