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Published:June 16th, 2012 12:08 EST
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Man Finds Spider In Bed, Runs Through Glass Door & Out Of House Naked As A Jaybird!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The man from Albion in Illinois was so afraid when he clapped eyes on an eight-legged creature in his bed yesterday morning that he immediately made a run for it.

Unfortunately, such was his haste to escape his bedfellow he didn`t even have time to put his clothes on and residents in the north-eastern part of the town were in for an early morning eyeful.

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As he made his bid for freedom he was still disoriented and cut his arms, legs and finger when he accidentally went through a glass door."

Daily Mail

If I see a spider in my bed I might wet my drawers and shriek like a schoolgirl, but I will manage to maintain my dignity and composure. I won`t run out of my house naked as a jaybird, giving my neighbors an eyeful.

This joker is lucky his manhood wasn`t sliced off running through a glass door, but a case could be made that he`s not much of a man, and he wouldn`t miss his privy member.

Police received numerous calls about the man running naked in the streets, but when they caught up with him he had returned home and put on a pair of shorts, or was it panties?

Authorities declined to press charges, they believed his claim that he suffers from arachnophobia.

The police didn`t release the wimp`s name, but his neighbors know his identity. This dude may develop another phobia: Agoraphobia, the fear of leaving your home.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158662/Albion-man-arrested-naked-street-blames-finding-spider-bed.html#ixzz1xyIFF9T3

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