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Published:June 19th, 2012 13:34 EST

Dude Hits Bicyclist Upside The Head With Sausage, And Steals His Bike!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Massachusetts said a man accused of stealing meat, cheese and bread from a fairgrounds stand allegedly attacked a cyclist with the sausages.

Brockton police said Michael Baker allegedly broke into the sausage stand at the Brockton Fairgrounds early Sunday and attacked a cyclist about 8 a.m. with the sausage links."


It`s a nauseating experience to watch sausages being made, and it`s humiliating to be hit upside the head with a sausage.

Not only did Baker hit the bicyclist with the sausage he also fled with the dude`s silver chain, ring and bicycle. The victim has been humiliated almost beyond comprehension, he will most likely be in therapy for the rest of his life.

Not that I feel any sympathy for the bicyclist, anybody who wears ridiculous bicycle shorts and impedes traffic deserves to be heaped with scorn.

Baker fled the scene on the victim`s bike, but he was quickly arrested by the cops.

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