June 19th, 2012 13:34 EST
Dude Hits Bicyclist Upside The Head With Sausage, And Steals His Bike!
"Police in Massachusetts said a man accused of stealing meat, cheese and bread from a fairgrounds stand allegedly attacked a cyclist with the sausages.
Brockton police said Michael Baker allegedly broke into the sausage stand at the Brockton Fairgrounds early Sunday and attacked a cyclist about 8 a.m. with the sausage links."
It`s a nauseating experience to watch sausages being made, and it`s humiliating to be hit upside the head with a sausage.
Not only did Baker hit the bicyclist with the sausage he also fled with the dude`s silver chain, ring and bicycle. The victim has been humiliated almost beyond comprehension, he will most likely be in therapy for the rest of his life.
Not that I feel any sympathy for the bicyclist, anybody who wears ridiculous bicycle shorts and impedes traffic deserves to be heaped with scorn.
Baker fled the scene on the victim`s bike, but he was quickly arrested by the cops.
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