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Published:June 28th, 2012 11:17 EST

Is Snooki Responsible For Rash Of Orange UFO Sightings?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The media`s been reporting a sharp rise in the appearance of orange light UFOs in the United States and around the world.
Is there a simple explanation for the strange objects which seem to be everywhere lately? Are these orange orbs proof that extraterrestrials are now visiting the earth with more regularity? Is this all a sign of something ominous?"



Some of these orange lights are Chinese lanterns, others are kites, and some may even be orange colored extraterrestrial crafts, but I`m persuaded that the culprit is Snooki.

Snooki has so permeated popular culture, that we can`t erase the famously orange-tinged Snooki from our consciousness. We see the pop tart on TV, the Internet, magazines and now we even see her in the heavens.

Once you`ve seen the pint-sized reality star her image is indelibly stamped in your mind. Snooki is in the skies laughing at the peons who treat her like a heavenly queen.

God help us!

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