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Published:July 9th, 2012 19:13 EST

Scantily-Clad Lady Gaga Terrifies Travelers At LAX Airport

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lady Gaga arrived at LAX Airport today wearing nothing but a black bra, an open leather jacket, sheer black tights and a black thong. When paparazzi snapped pictures of her, she gleefully flipped them off."


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Flying is a dreadful experience; every minute at the airport seems like an hour. After taking off my shoes, being groped by a TSA thug, and herded into a crowed and stuffy plane, I almost wish the bird would crash and take me out of my misery.

The last thing the poor people stuck at the airport want to see is Lady Gaga`s naked butt, how can she be so unspeakably cruel?

How do parents explain the spectacle of the almost naked pop diva flipping the bird to their innocent children?

Children the world can be a horrible place sometimes, and at the airport you are likely to meet the worst of the worst: Terrorists, TSA thugs and bimbo celebs.

In a perfect world a terrorist would have gone zombie on Lady Gaga, and even the TSA goons would have applauded.

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