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Published:July 13th, 2012 11:03 EST

Stop The Insanity! Neighbors Fight Over Fake Gonads

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A battle between neighbors in western New York intensified when one woman put a pair of fake testicles in her back yard.
Shirley Draper, of Tonawanda, put the fake testicles in her yard in June."



Her neighbor, Peter Diliberto, called the cops to complain about the unusual lawn ornament, but they basically told him to grow some balls and deal with it.

An incensed Dilberto took a photograph of Draper`s fake testicles and made a yard sign that points to Draper`s yard.

Draper tried to rip the sign from Dilberto`s yard, and that`s where things stand today.

I`ve heard of neighbors fighting our property lines, loud music and barking dogs, but this is just nuts. They aren`t arguing over family jewels, but over a silly sign; they shouldn`t need the cops to arbitrate this dispute.

Draper is so mad that at this point she would probably settle for nothing less than Dilberto`s gonads on a silver platter, but these squabbling neighbors should work things out for the sake of their children. The poor kids must be embarrassed to death at the immaturity of their parents.

Can we all just get along?

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