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Published:July 17th, 2012 09:54 EST

New Zealand Prostitutes Use Traffic Signs To Pole-Dance!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Dozens of traffic signs have been destroyed by prostitutes performing pole-dances in the street to attract clients, officials in New Zealand`s biggest city have revealed.


More than 40 poles have been bent, buckled or broken in the past 18 months in one area of south Auckland, New Zealand, it is claimed."

The Telegraph

Street signs are sturdy, they are built to withstand rain, strong winds, and drunks bumping into them. But apparently they are no match for fat hookers, working the poles in a frenzy to attract clients.

If I saw an obese prostitute bend a pole, I would run for my life afraid what she might do to my tiny pole.

I`m surprised working girls in America don`t use traffic signs to entice customers, it`s such an obvious phallic symbol.

If a lady of the evening destroys a traffic sign, she should be forced to pay for a new one. Is it too much to ask that a streetwalker keep her grubby hands of the traffic signs?

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