July 18th, 2012 09:37 EST
Felon Tests Gun, Blows Away His Nuts To Kingdom Come!
"A felon was arrested in Oklahoma City for possession of a firearm after he told police he shot himself in the genitals, officials said.
Tavares Donnell Colbert, 36, shot himself in the genitals Saturday near Interstate 35 while testing a gun he bought on the street in Kansas to see if it functioned properly before selling it, The Oklahoman reported."
Colbert had the presence of mind to drive himself to the hospital, and the cops were alerted soon after. If I blew away my family jewels I would be crying like a schoolgirl, and I would be unable to drive to the hospital or do anything else.
Colbert may have been a felon in possession of a firearm, but when you blow away your nuts to Kingdom Come, I think you`ve earned a "get out of jail" card.
If I were testing a gun to see if it functioning properly I would point the firearm at the sky, the ground, even at an infant, anywhere but at my most valued possession.
A wag asked the pertinent question: Will this moron be sent to a women`s prison?
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