July 20th, 2012 10:58 EST
Pop Tart Snooki Has Nightmare That Her Baby Turns Into Chucky The Doll
"With less than two months until Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi baby boy is due to arrive, the first-time mom is feeling the pressure - even enduring pregnancy-prompted stress nightmares.
`I had a dream that [my son] came out and he was a gorgeous little baby, then he turned 2, and he turned into a Chucky doll and he was trying to kill me,` the 24-year-old reality star told Bill Bush and Kit Hoover on Wednesday`s Access Hollywood Live. `I was like, throwing him off the bed and he was like, `Mommy, why did you throw me off the bed [and] try to kill me?` I don`t know why I dreamt that!`"
It wouldn`t be unique if Snooki`s baby becomes a monster when he turns two, hasn`t she heard of the "terrible twos"? Even the most pleasant infant turns into a Chucky doll type monster when he turns two.
It will be a nightmare if Snooki`s baby starts talking like his mom: Like do you know what I mean? Like it will be a real bummer if the kid starts every sentence with the word "like."
Hopefully, against all odds, Snooki`s baby will be normal, and he won`t start crying if his bottle doesn`t contain vodka.
Snooki should keep her baby out of the spotlight, and give him a chance to grow up to be a normal kid.
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