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Published:August 11th, 2012 12:42 EST

Cops Find Naked Dude In School: Claims He Thought He Was In A Motel

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man found naked and relaxing on a couch in a Bradenton, Fla., school building said he thought he was in his motel room, a police report says.

Security officers responding to a suspected burglary in the Parent Information Center of the School District of Manatee Wednesday night noticed a broken pane of glass in the entrance door, found the man sprawled on a couch and notified police, the Bradenton Herald reported Friday."



I wonder how this dude explained the broken pane of glass; you usually don`t enter a motel by breaking a window.

I hope the cops threw this creep into a jail cell, and told him welcome to the Ritz hotel. That huge brute sharing your room is the concierge, and he will really make you feel welcome.

The cops charged the man with burglary; apparently they didn`t buy his story.

There is no truth to the rumor that the naked guy was Tim Pawlenty, on a bender because Mitt Romney didn`t select him as his running mate.

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