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Published:August 23rd, 2012 10:50 EST

If Snooki & JWoww Moved Into Your Neighborhood, Would You Be Suicidal?

By Robert Paul Reyes

Several towns and cities in New Jersey fought MTV from buying a house in their municipalities to be used to film the Snooki & JWoww reality show.

MTV finally set up shop in Manchester, NJ, and Snooki and JWoww`s neighbors are understandably up in arms. How did MTV attempt to soothe the nerves of Snooki`s new neighbors? Did they give each homeowner a new car, or at least an iPhone?

Umm no, according to TMZ, MTV gave each resident a swag bag. Well that doesn`t sound so bad, when a celeb wins an Oscar or even just presents an award at the Academy Awards they get a swag bag that contains jewelry, perfume and other expensive trinkets.

But the MTV swag bag (according to TMZ) contains a mug, candy and a book of puzzles.

My God, what a slap in the face! Two skanks just moved into your neighborhood, and they will turn your life upside down, but here`s some candy and a book of puzzles.

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