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Published:August 27th, 2012 19:48 EST

Shirley MacLaine Rips Lindsay Lohan!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan is a master manipulator."

Shirley MacLaine

Shirley MacLaine, 78, is at an age where she feels free to speak her mind, and damn the consequences.


Old people just don`t give a hoot, they tell it like it is, and fart with impunity. I made up my mind decades ago, that I wasn`t going to wait until I was at death`s doorstep before adopting this liberating mindset.

As my faithful readers know, I keep it real, especially in reference to bimbo celebs. I don`t have a penchant for farting, but I rip clueless celebs with abandon.

It doesn`t matter what the circumstances were that prompted MacLaine to drop her pearl of wisdom, so I won`t bother you with the details.

You don`t have to be a psychic like MacLaine to discern that Lohan is a master of manipulation. I would advise agents, lawyers, producers and thespians to avoid her like the plague.

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