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Published:August 31st, 2012 12:08 EST

Will Illuminati Puppet Nicki Minaj Be The Next 'American Idol' Judge? God, I Hope Not!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Per TMZ Randy Jackson will return as a mentor and not a judge next season. The only remaining personality from the 1st season of Idol is the affable Ryan Seacrest, but his winning smile won`t be enough to keep Idol afloat.

Idol may have enjoyed its initial success to teenyboppers, but it`s developed a following with middle-aged viewers.

Mariah Carey will be a judge next season, and she doesn`t appeal to teens or old fogies. Many celebs, including Nicki Minaj, have been mentioned as possible judges.

Nicki Minaj? Really?

Once advertisers and Middle America are made aware that Minaj`s videos are saturated with Illuminati imagery, viewers and advertisers will demand that she be fired.

Minaj may use occult images as an artistic expression and as a publicity stunt, but average Americans will only see a witch with a penchant for showing off her fat behind.

Minaj can`t sing or rap, and I`d be shocked if she can offer any cogent thoughts as a judge on American Idol.

If Minaj is hired as a judge, I will never watch Idol again.

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