September 3rd, 2012 11:55 EST
Jason Crabb Serenades Honey Boo Boo Child! Sign Of The End Times?
"Jason Crabb sang to the kid reality star during his concert in Irwington, Georgia, and then gave her a big hug as she twanged `I like Jason Crabb` straight into the camera."
I love Honey Boo Boo Child to death - on an ironic level. The precocious little reality star is a symbol of the decline of American pop culture; she is a harbinger of the End of the World. If I were a televangelist I could base a series of sermons on Honey Boo Boo as an archetype of John the Baptist preparing the way for the Antichrist.
But there are millions of country and Christian folks who love Boo Boo to death -- literally. Before Boo`s fifteen minutes of fame expires she should release a country Gospel album, it would be a surefire #1.
In a weird and disturbing scene country gospel singer, Jason Crabb, serenaded Honey Boo Boo Child on stage, and then gave the tiny star a big hug.
The Christian country folks in the audience ate that crap up, but when I saw the incident on YouTube I turned the video down to see if I could hear the approaching hoofbeats of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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