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Published:September 4th, 2012 17:32 EST
gingers

The Horror: 1,255 Ginger Kids Gather In The Netherlands

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A total of 1,255 people in a Dutch city set a world record for the largest gathering of natural redheads, Guinness World Records said."

UPI

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A ginger is a soulless creature characterized by vampire pale skin, unsightly freckles, and of course red hair.

America no longer tolerates discrimination against gays, African Americans, people with disabilities, Latinos, Native Americans or even the horizontally-challenged, but gingers are fair game.

In fact it`s our moral imperative to heap scorn on these sub-human creatures who are always up to no good.

This gathering of gingers in the Netherlands can only mean that the End of the World in near.

Hogwash, you say?

Carrot Top and Lindsay Lohan are gingers.

Case closed!

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/09/04/1255-redheads-gather-in-Netherlands/UPI-38331346771371/#ixzz25XDR4GBn

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